![]() I'm kind of with you on that, buddy, Herman Melville, he finished the end, with any luck they'll hate it. I need some tits, and I need like five more whales. If you really want me engaged, I need a hell cube. If they can't understand me, how can they reach me? That's what it's supposed to actually do is you're supposed to go along the whaling vessel, along the whaling voyage with them so you can learn what it's like to be a whaler.Īnd that's why people consider it to be so brilliant. It is actually written purposefully to be boring to mirror the life of a whaling vessel. No, I don't think it's actually quite funny.Īctually what you don't understand is it's a direct screaming parody of whaling life. And you're like I don't know, I actually, I might be wrong, I'm not certain. He needed two friends like Henry and Ben to say Herman-īut isn't it one of those books, because I remember cause I read Moby Dick or attempted to read Moby Dick at least when I was in high school.īut I think that a lot of it now it's one of those books where some nerd is always like but actually it's quite funny. See Marcus, this is why whoever wrote Moby Dick, Moby himself I would assume. It's supposed to mirror the long periods of extreme boredom that are punctuated by moments of pure fucking adrenaline. I know that it's supposed to mirror the pace of being on a whaleship for months, if not years. Now I know as an English major, I know the point of Moby Dick. Let's just say that sperm whale is running a little low. Let's talk about it for 40 fucking pages. Oh, that reminds me of another whale that I saw. It's like so When's the last time you saw a whale? Oh, I saw a whale three weeks ago! Oh and then I saw another one. I know you love descriptions of gams, which you think it means sexy legs but it doesn't.Ī gam is when two whaling ships meet each other on sea. Well famously the destruction of the Essex inspired the climax in Herman Melville's Moby Dick, which is all the fun stuff that Melville crammed into the end after making people read hundreds upon hundreds of pages about cytology and coins and endless fucking gams. A tale of bad luck, bad decisions, and bad leadership.Īnd as a result, 2/3 of the whalers who left the island of Nantucket a year before died horrific deaths on the water. What followed was a sort of Donner party at sea. Well the 21 souls aboard the Essex sought refuge in the smaller whale boats with limited provisions and only a vague idea of how and where they could be rescued. They went and spent money at the end of it. And what I love is the climax of the film when they cut off the top of his head and dig deep into the white viscous cream that is the base of his skull. He is cool, he is nice, and it shows you nice guys who were super attractive when they were younger and really got famous because of their beauty can also succeed when they're older and a whale. In the year 1820 an American whaling vessel called the Essex went down in the south Pacific Ocean after a massive sperm whale attacked and destroyed the ship thousands of miles from even the nearest uninhabited island.Īnd I want to say that was one of Brendan Fraser's greatest performances and I am here to tell you he is back. ![]() It's like arr, yarr, I've been sucking the peg leg over here. You know you come up from the quarters, the main quarters, be like buddy, you got a little something on your beard there. Because these guys are some smelly motherfuckers. Just because they blow each other out of pure desperation for any kind of human contact, that doesn't mean they're liberal.īut guess what? This time these guys are sucking dick and they mean it. It was a fun little ship, it was more democratic. We've been out of the sea for what, 6-8 months now? Not since Blackbeard have we returned to the sea.Īnd during Blackbeard, right, again we discovered things, we found out that the pirates obviously were a little bit more liberal, right. Finally, finally we're going back to the sea.įinally. Welcome to the Last Podcast on the Left everyone. That would be the most grateful thing I would ever experience. I cheat off of you and then you get the answers right and then I passed the test and then I invite you to the party and I let you touch my boob in the dark, pretending I'm a woman. Well buddy, I hope you figure out what the answers are because I'm cheating off of you. ![]() And I hope that you'll be gentle on the exam, Professor Marcus.īecause a lot of these terms can get confusing.
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